Before Liz Lemon, Before Weekend Update, Before Sarah Palin, Tina Fey Was Just A Young Girl With A Dream: A Recurring Stress Dream That She Was Being Chased Through A Local Airport By Her Middle-school Gym Teacher. She Also Had A Dream That One Day She Would Be A Comedian On Tv. She Has Seen Both These Dreams Come True. At Last, Tina Fey's Story Can Be Told. From Her Youthful Days As A Vicious Nerd To Her Tour Of Duty On Saturday Night Live; From Her Passionately Halfhearted Pursuit Of Physical Beauty To Her Life As A Mother Eating Things Off The Floor; From Her One-sided College Romance To Her Nearly Fatal Honeymoon -- From The Beginning Of This Paragraph To This Final Sentence. Tina Fey Reveals All, And Proves What We've All Suspected: You're No One Until Someone Calls You Bossy. (includes Special, Never-before-solicited Opinions On Breastfeeding, Princesses, Photoshop, The Electoral Process, And Italian Rum Cake!)