Torched By An A-hole -- Retiring But Not Shy -- Reflections Of A Pimp -- Bore Wars : Chet Lang And The Big Bang -- Death Of A Pitchman -- I Can't Deal With This Anymore -- Mike's Big Day -- Crotonville High -- Prior Planning Prevents Piss-poor Performance -- Fred's Bad Day -- Triumphs, Train Wrecks, Coronations, And Jack's Biggest Miss -- You're Going Nowhere At Ge Unless... -- How To Succeed In Business By Really Trying -- Love, Or Hate, At First Sight -- The View From The Bowling Alley -- The Bogus Boca Presentation -- Died And Went To Headquarters -- Selling Hats To Each Other -- The Russians Are Coming -- Hectoring The Hobbit -- Movin' On, Sideways -- Death To Strategic Planning -- Blubbering On The Stand -- From Grunt To Flunky -- The Marionette Meister -- Jacking Up The Commo -- Don't Dive, Swim! -- Restuffing Guts -- Gentle Meddling -- Called On The Carpet -- More Change Via Negative Reviews -- Takes One To Know One -- Dead Man Talking -- Stop Construction Today --^ Every Biopsy Doesn't Have To Come Back Positive -- I'm Okay ; You're An A-hole -- Bulletproofing The Love-in -- Death By Presentation At Nbc -- Peeing On The Kidder Body -- A Shout From The Bathroom -- The Wright Stuff (righted) -- Diversity Is Our...er...strength -- Fly Ball At The Pierre -- Black Clouds Lift The Stock -- The Chairman And The Strawman -- Don't Screw This Up -- Don't Care About It? Don't Do It! -- The 110 Percent Solution And Jack's Perks -- Wanna Drink Lunch With Us? -- The Firing Squad -- Why Gary Wendt -- Lack Of Care Packages -- Seinfeld In Fairfield : The Yogurt Incident -- Order And Logic Out Of Chaos -- Doin' Time -- Better Than The Best -- Herb Smokes Jack : Warren Lurks In His Nightmare -- The Welch Work Ethic -- The Fist Through The Drapes -- Crotonville Turkey Shoot -- A Pad In Front Of You -- If Your Wife Thinks It's Boring, It's Boring -- Danger : Flying Carrot Fragments -- Ringo's Rule -- The Perfect Annual Report -- Not A Pennyworth Of Difference --^ Bore Wars Continue... -- Lloyd's Law : A Learning Company -- The Bore Test. Are You Relevant? -- Larry Leaves. Lane Grieves. (on The Way To The Bank) -- The Inevitable (but Very Short) Golf Section -- Tough Jack To Follow -- Know Your Potential Enemy -- Out Of The Gate And Serious -- Tell Me A Story -- The Dogs Are Your Friends -- What You Face If You're Black, Asian, Or A Woman -- Ten Minutes! No More! -- Powerpoint Is The Enemy. Never Surrender -- On Being A Leader Rather Than A Projector Operator -- Do It All In Five Charts -- At The End Of The Day -- Love Story. Bill Lane. Includes Index.