In Toddlers Gone Wild!, Rebecca Eckler, bestselling author of Knocked Up and Wiped!, tackles the madness that comes with raising a boddler (half-toddler, half-baby). As any parent of a boddler knows, these are strange days indeed. Gone is the time when your child would listen when you said, âno,â and wear whatever adorable little outfit you chose. Nope. These days, the little darlings are likely to meet attempts at discipline with a steely, âI hate you,â and wardrobe choice can lead to a complete mental breakdown (on both sides).
In short, sweet, and uproariously funny bursts, Eckler turns the spotlight on some hitherto neglected parenthood topics:
- Anti-Children People: Why canât her baby come into the store? Sheâs only two! She canât very well be tied to a leash and left outside!
- Sleeping Rearrangements: How did this happen? The boddlerâs in the bed with the 500 thread-count sheets, The Fianc?âs in the bed with the princess sheets, and Ecklerâs on the hallway floor, sleeping on a pile of towels.
- The Toilet Hug: Yay! Sheâs toilet trained. But wait! The only thing worse than changing a loaded diaper is a three-year-old who makes you hug her while sheâs on the throne.
- Toddler Rats: Canât blame that spilled coffee on the kid anymore. She can talk now, and she will rat you out.
- Please Donât Invite Me!: Admit it. You, too, have run screaming at the sight of another birthday party invitation (and tried to hide it from little eyes).
Categories:
- Parenting & Relationships
- Parenting
- General
- Parenting
Publisher : Key Porter Books
Author : Eckler, Rebecca
Language : English
Published :2008-04-09
Number Of Pages : 271
Binding : Paperback
ISBN-10 : 1552639878
ISBN-13 : 9781552639870
Item weight : 0.6 lb
Dimensions : 0.9 in x 5.2 in x 7.8 in
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