The Author Uses Sketches, Vignettes, Lists, And Diaries To Describe His Life As A Single Gay Man In New York, From His Childhood To His Many Messy Relationships. Online Dating Profile -- How I Didn't Learn To Drive -- Subway Diary -- The Dolphin From Dubai -- Cooking For One -- People's Parties -- Love Poems For The Guy Across From Me On The Subway This Morning -- Poser -- Subway Diary -- My Kind Of Bar -- Zoo Stories -- Coming Up -- A Few Key Erotic Moments From My Early Adolescence -- Subway Diary -- Love Poem For The Tall Drink Of Water Who Shushed The Loud Gay Guys Next To Me At A Concert -- Traveling Alone -- Cooking For One -- Dates -- Scene From A Box Office -- Subway Diary -- Triptych -- Some Scattered Thoughts On Los Angeles, Las Vegas, And Marion, Massachusetts -- Subway Diary -- The Horny New York Poem -- The White Russian -- Scene From A Box Office -- Home Invasions -- Cooking For One -- Love In The Time Of Eczema -- Subway Diary -- Ah Ah -- Love Poem For The Fair-haired Young Man Doing The New York Times Crossword Puzzle -- Where I Live -- Go Together Like A Horse And Carriage -- Things I Know To Be True -- A Curse -- The Law Students -- Love Poem For The Preppy Guy With The Single Cupcake -- Cooking For One -- Casual Sex Correspondence -- How To Build A Fire (in Thirty Easy Steps) -- The Hockey Player -- The Lonely Christmas Poem -- Try It -- Box Office Hall Of Shame -- Ails -- Obit For A Murse -- Subway Diary -- Over The Knee -- Texts From My Parents On Their Cruise -- Attend This Tale Of Icy Gays -- Cooking For One -- Big Ben -- Scene From A Box Office -- Love Poem For The Hot Young Dad Holding The Newborn On The Subway -- Judged -- Subway Diary -- The Dark Place -- Where Is Your Shakespeare? -- Love Poem For The Classiest Gay Guy On Avenue A -- The Rural Northwestern Ohio Tragedy Tour -- The Woodsman -- Love Poem For The Couple In The Honeymoon Stage Across From Me On The Subway -- Acknowledgments. Isaac Oliver.

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