sin Is Coming...prepare To Swoon

torn From Her Native New York City And Dumped In The Land Of Cookie-cutter Preps, Candice Is Resigned To Accept Her Posh, Dull Fate. Nothing Even Happens In Swoon, Connecticut...until Dice's Perfect, Privileged Cousin Penelope Nearly Dies In A Fall From An Old Tree And Her Spirit Interwines With That Of A Ghost. His Name? Sinclair Youngblood Powers. His Mission? Revenge And While Pen Is Obvious To The Possession, Dice Is All Too Aware Of Sin. She's Intesely Drawn To Him But Not At All Crazy Abolut The Havoc He's Wreaking.

determined To Exorcise The Demon, Dice Accidentally Sets Sin Loose, Gives Him Flesh, Makes Him Formidable. Now She Must Destroy An Even More Potent And Irresistible Adversary Before The Whole Town Succumbs To Sin's Will. Only Trouble Is, She's In Love With Him.

what Do You Do When The Boy Of Your Dreams Is Too Bad To Be True?

if Ever A Ya Novel Were Primed For Late-night Cinemax Adaptation, It's Malkin's (the Uncensored Confessions) Latest. Protagonist Dice (who Has Visions) Moves To Swoon, Conn., And, One Day, While Swinging On A Tree, Her Cousin Pen Awakens A Restless, Vengeful Spirit, Sinclair Youngblood Powers. He Initially Inhabits Pen's Body, But Eventually Gains A Body Of His Own After Dice Turns Him Into A Gorgeous, Living, Breathing Golem Named Sin. Pre-golem, Sin Turns Pen Into The Horny Center Of Swoon, And As A Golem, Sin Continues To Wreak Sexual Havoc On The Town-including Deflowering Pen, A Homecoming Orgy (where A Sexual Assault Occurs And Is Then Mocked) And A Spanking Scene. While Malkin's Prose Has A Jarring (yet Pleasing) Lilt To It-her Chapters Begin With Short, Vivid Statements And Dice Offers Pithy Observations About Whatever Is Happening At The Moment-her Style Is Not Enough To Salvage What Comes Across As More A Series Of Orgasms And Innuendo Than An Actual Story. This Book Makes Gossip Girl Look Like Sweet Valley High Without The Fun And Irony. Ages 16-up. (may)

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