How to ruin a perfectly good marriage: become an Ideal Wife!
Married to the man she lovesâsweet, sexy MaxâJessica Wild-Wainwright is blissfully happy . . . except for one tiny little problem: She never confessed to an (almost) tryst with Maxâs biggest rival right before their wedding. Eaten up with guilt and facing down threats of exposure, Jessica decides to give Max what he clearly still lacks: the Ideal Wife. With the help of her friends, she will become perfect in every way: doting, devoted, domesticâeverything Max deserves.
However, the path to perfection is fraught with peril, from culinary chaos to a boudoir disaster that puts Max in the hospital with a broken leg and a sexy nurse (who is certainly Ideal in every way that Jessica is not). When Jessica rallies to run Maxâs companyâand is met with overt hostility by an obsessive co-worker and by an auditor determined to uncover everyoneâs secrets, things become decidedly less than Ideal. Toss in a semiretired Russian stripper turned stay-at-home mom and strange men watching her apartment, and Jessica fears Project Ideal Wife has backfired miserably. Can a less than perfect wife save the day?
Categories:
- Literature & Fiction
- Humor & Satire
- Humorous
- Humor & Satire
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Author : Townley, Gemma
Language : English
Published :2010-06-22
Number Of Pages : 256
Binding : paperback
ISBN-10 : 0345499840
ISBN-13 : 9780345499844
Item weight : 0.4 lb
Dimensions : 0.71 in x 5.12 in x 7.8 in
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