Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that itâs actually called the book flap. That sounded dirty, so I giggled for three hours. But it says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space, even though I donât think anyone will notice. Some people might open up to the middle of the book and start flipping through pages, but nobody will read this part. In fact, Iâll bet anything that youâre not reading this part now. And if it turns out that you are . . . well, the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you, saying, âStop reading that book!â I guess thereâs a reason bookstores are going out of business, left and right. Cheap fucks like you think itâs okay to stand in the aisles and read to your heartâs content. So for the sake of bookstores everywhere, buy this fucking book. I myself donât care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh, and the sanctity of the written word. I care about that, too. And in my case, those written words, of course, include fuck, dick, and pussy.
Categories:
- Literature & Fiction
- Humor & Satire
- Satire
- Humor & Satire
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Author : Gottfried, Gilbert
Language : English
Edition : 1
Published :2011-04-26
Number Of Pages : 272
Binding : hardcover
ISBN-10 : 0312668112
ISBN-13 : 9780312668112
Item weight : 0.85 lb
Dimensions : 1 in x 5.8 in x 8.4 in
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