A delightfully offbeat story that features an opinionated tortoise and an IQ-challenged narrator who find themselves in the middle of a life-changing mystery.
Audrey (a.k.a. Oddly) Flowers is living quietly in Oregon with Winnifred, her tortoise, when she finds out her dear father has been knocked into a coma back in Newfoundland. Despite her fear of flying, she goes to him, but not before she reluctantly dumps Winnifred with her unreliable friends. Poor Winnifred.
When Audrey disarms an Air Marshal en route to St. Johnâs we begin to realize thereâs something, well, odd about her. And we soon know that Audreyâs quest to discover who her father really was â and reunite with Winnifred â will be an adventure like no other.
Excerpt:
Winnifred is old. She might be three hundred. She came with the apartment. The previous tenant, a rock climber named Cliff, was embarking on a rock-climbing adventure that would not have been much fun for Winnifred. Back then her name was Iris. Cliff had inherited Iris from the previous tenant. Nobody knew how old Iris was or where she had come from originally. Now Cliff was moving out. He said, Would you like a tortoise.
I would not say no to a tortoise, I said.
I was alone in Portland and the trees were giant. I picked her up and she blinked at me with her upside-down eyelids. I felt instantly calm. Her eyes were soft brown. Her skin felt like an old elbow. I will build you a castle, I whispered. With a pool. And I was true to my word.
From the Hardcover edition.
Categories:
- Literature & Fiction
Publisher : Vintage Canada
Author : Grant, Jessica
Language : English
Published :2010-03-09
Number Of Pages : 432
Binding : Paperback
ISBN-10 : 0307397556
ISBN-13 : 9780307397553
Item weight : 0.65 lb
Dimensions : 1 in x 5 in x 7.9 in
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