What do kids love? Dumb jokes. (So does Uncle John!) Thatâs why weâre following up our series of Bathroom Readers For Kids Only with this dazzling collection of jokes: gross jokes, monster-jokes, and knock-knock jokes, to mention just a few, plus tricky riddles, classic games, amazing anecdotes, and much more. Hereâs a painful preview (and donât say we didnât warn you):
·What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A fur coat with big pockets.
·Knock-Knock. Whoâs there? Ida. Ida who? Ida called first but the phoneâs not working.
·What goes Ho, ho, ho! Plop? Santa Claus, laughing his head off.
·What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog? He was mist.
·Knock-Knock. Whoâs there? Saul. Saul who? Saul there is, there ainât no more.
Categories:
- Humor & Entertainment
- Humor
- Jokes & Riddles
- Humor
Publisher : Portable Press
Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Language : English
Published :2004-12-09
Number Of Pages : 320
Binding : paperback
ISBN-10 : 1592232590
ISBN-13 : 9781592232598
Item weight : 0.98 lb
Dimensions : 0.98 in x 5.51 in x 8.66 in
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