The hilarious and poignant calendar that hits home with anyone of a certain age.
Packed with quotes, jokes, factoids, and anecdotes, 389* Unforgettable Senior Moments is a tribute to all that the golden years bringâthe good, the bad, the probably forgotten. Wise words: The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. âLucille Ball. Fascinating facts: One study has found that coffee consumption can help slow the progression of cognitive decline. Plus warning labels for the truly absent minded (Caution: Risk of Fire! found on a fireplace log) and when senioritis invades government: The Michigan Legislature approved a bill that ran 1,012 pages and weighed in at five pounds. The measureâs purpose? To reduce paperwork.
Introducing new eco-friendly cardboard backer and larger page size! Printed on FSC-certified paper.
Categories:
- Humor & Entertainment
- Humor
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Author : Friedman, Tom
Language : English
Published :2020-09-14
Number Of Pages : 320
Binding : Calendar
ISBN-10 : 1523509082
ISBN-13 : 9781523509089
Item weight : 1.06 lb
Dimensions : 1.38 in x 5.51 in x 5.63 in
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