The Stand-up Comedian Offers An Offbeat Memoir Of His Life, In Which He Shares His Affinity For Hookers, The Time He Stalked Black Sabbath, His Experiences With Opie And Anthony, His Arrest On The Infamous Voyeur Bus, And Other Controversial Events. A Truly Professional Introduction -- Here Goes Nothing -- Rumplestiltskin -- The Massage -- Morbid Obesity -- Las Vegas -- Sitcoms -- A Road Story -- I'm A Poet And Didn't Know It -- Pink Eye -- Coins -- The Big Collection -- Boo! -- 1987 Letter I Wrote To A Girl I Was Dating -- Joe Pesky -- Another Silly Sitcom Idea -- Pumpkin, A Love Story -- Sleepy Head -- 36 -- Happy Hump Day! -- The Bob Levy Benefit -- The Greatest Moment Of My Life -- Milf -- Legal Eagles -- The Holland Tunnel -- The Dump Whisperer -- Currently In Brazil -- I'd Love To Live In Rio -- Tough Crowd -- Couch Potater -- The Voyeur Bus -- An Enchanting Evening -- 1986 Note I Got From An Ex-girlfriend -- Glengarry Glen Ross And The Search For Hawkeye -- The Jacuzzi Blues -- Dirk -- A Disaster Movie! Part 1 -- Happy Birthday, Dear Florentine -- You Gellin'? -- Kong -- Monster Rain -- Little Miss Big Nips -- An Uneventful, Shitty Night In Boston -- The Two-foot Rule -- Yuck Mouth -- Mean Gene The Hugging Machine -- Roaches For The Best Man. Jim Norton.
Categories:
- Biographies & Memoirs
- Memoirs
Publisher : Simon Spotlight Entertainment
Author : Norton, Jim
Language : English
Edition : 1
Published :2007-07-10
Number Of Pages : 233
Binding : hardcover
ISBN-10 : 1416950222
ISBN-13 : 9781416950226
Item weight : 0.9 lb
Dimensions : 0.9 in x 5.6 in x 8 in
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