{"product_id":"1405961422-diddly_squat_pigs_might_fly","title":"Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly","description":"\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm. Since taking the wheel three years ago Jeremy's had his work cut out. And it's now clear from hard-won experience that, when it comes to farming, there's only one golden rule:\u003cbr\u003e Whatever you hope will happen, won't.\u003cbr\u003e Enthusiastic schemes to diversify have met with stubborn opposition from the red trouser brigade, defeat at the hands of Council Planning department, and predictable derision from Kaleb - although, to be fair, even Lisa had doubts about Jeremy's brilliant plan to build a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup. And only Cheerful Charlie is still smiling about the stifling amount of red tape that's incoming . . . But he charges by the hour.\u003cbr\u003e Then there are the animals: the sheep are gone; the cows have been joined by a rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro;. the pigs are making piglets; and the goats have turned out to be psychopaths.\u003cbr\u003e But despite the naysayers and (sometimes self-inflicted) setbacks, Jeremy remains irrepressibly optimistic about life at Diddly Squat. Because It's hard not to be when you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner.\u003cbr\u003e And, after all, it shouldn't just be Break-heart Maestro who gets to enjoy a happy ending . . .\u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003eDiddly Squat,\u003c\/i\u003e Number 1 \u003ci\u003eSunday Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestseller, October 2022\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eCategories:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCookbooks, Food \u0026amp; Wine\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCooking Education \u0026amp; Reference\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\u003cli class=\"category-tree\"\u003eCulinary Biographies\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n","brand":"Penguin","offers":[{"title":"Used - Very Good","offer_id":46671136194750,"sku":"1405961422-3","price":14.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/9689\/5166\/files\/81wAVtkSxmL.jpg?v=1776881427","url":"https:\/\/shop.sustainablebooks.com\/products\/1405961422-diddly_squat_pigs_might_fly","provider":"Sustainable Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}