Clown Girl Lives In Baloneytown, A Seedy Neighborhood Where Drugs, Balloon Animals, And Even Rubber Chickens Contribute To The Local Currency. Against A Backdrop Of Petty Crime, She Struggles To Live Her Dreams, Calling On Cultural Masters Charlie Chaplin, Kafka, And Da Vinci For Inspiration. In An Effort To Support Herself And Her Layabout Performance-artist Boyfriend, Clown Girl Finds Herself Unwittingly Transformed Into A Corporate Clown, Trapping Herself In A Cycle Of Meaningless, High-paid Gigs That Veer Dangerously Close To Prostitution. The Clown Falls Down; Or, Sniffles Stumbles -- My Chicken, My Child! Or, Clown Bashing Lite -- Hide And Seek; Or, Love In The Ruins -- Chance Pays The Karmic Bill; Or, Give Chance Some Peace! -- Plucky, Come Home! -- We're All Chaplin Here -- Hostility Shoots From The Hip -- Cinnamon Buns And The Angel Act -- Lost Chance -- Our Kodak Moment; Or, Rex-less Behavior -- The Tidy Side Of Hell; Or Tonics, Soporifics And Palliatives -- Drinks On Me; Or, Oddball, Corner Pocket -- Silence Isn't The Only Thing That's Golden -- Bounty Hunters And Piss Thievers -- The Juicy Caboosey Show; Or, Full Flame And Glory! -- A Turn For The Nurse -- Evidence, One And All; Or, Life's Bloody Picnic -- Death Throes Of A Chicken Flock -- Sexy Rex And The Emergency Comforts -- Sliding The Slippery Slope -- Granulation And Ruination -- Bailing, Bailing...or, Kafka Is Mine! -- Harsh Medicine; Or, My Strabat Monica Drake ; [introduction By Chuck Palahniuk].
Categories:
- Literature & Fiction
- Humor & Satire
- Humorous
- Humor & Satire
Publisher : Hawthorne Books
Author : Drake, Monica
Language : English
Edition : Special hardcover edition, signed and numbered
Published :2007-01-04
Number Of Pages : 297
Binding : paperback
ISBN-10 : 0976631156
ISBN-13 : 9780976631156
Item weight : 0.85 lb
Dimensions : 0.8 in x 5.5 in x 8.8 in
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