In An Illustrated Memoir, The Creator Of The Bloggess Blog Shares Humorous Stories From Her Life, Including Her Awkward Upbringing In Texas And Her Relationship With Her Husband. I Was A Three-year-old Arsonist -- My Childhood: David Copperfield Meets Guns & Ammo Magazine -- Stanley, The Magic Talking Squirrel -- Don't Tell Your Parents -- Jenkins, You Motherfucker -- If You Need An Arm Condom, It Might Be Time To Reevaluate Some Of Your Life Choices -- Draw Me A Fucking Dog -- And That's Why Neil Patrick Harris Would Be The Most Successful Mass Murderer Ever -- No One Ever Taught Me Couch Etiquette -- Just Your Average Engagement Story -- It Wasn't Stew -- Married On The Fourth Of July -- There's No Place Like Home -- A Series Of Helpful Post-it Notes I Left Around The House For My Husband This Week -- The Dark And Disturbing Secrets Hr Doesn't Want You To Know -- If You See My Liver, You've Gone Too Far -- My Vagina Is Fine, Thanks For Asking -- Phone Conversation I Had With My Husband After I Got Lost For The Eighty Thousandth Time -- And Then I Got Stabbed In The Face By A Serial Killer -- Thanks For The Zombies, Jesus -- Making Friends With Girls -- I Am The Wizard Of Oz Of Housewives (in Taht I Am Both Great And Terrible And Because I Sometimes Hide Behind The Curtains) -- The Psychopath On The Other Side Of The Bathroom Door -- An Open Letter To My Husband, Who Is Asleep In The Next Room -- Just To Clarify : We Don't Sleep With Goats -- Stabbed By Chicken -- It Wasn't Even My Crack -- Honestly, I Don't Even Know Where I Got That Machete : A Comic Tragedy In Three Parts Days -- I'm Going To Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest -- And That's Why You Should Learn To Pick Your Battles -- Hairless Rats : Free For Kids Only -- And Then I Snuck A Dead Cuban Alligator On An Airplane -- You Can't Go Home Again (unless You Want To Get Mauled By Wild Dogs). Jenny Lawson.

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