{"product_id":"0345412923","title":"Feel This Book: An Essential Guide to Self-Empowerment, Spiritual Supremacy, and Sexual Satisfaction","description":"\n\u003cp\u003eShares Observations On Topics Ranging From Ways To Make Money Off A Spouse, To Fidelity, Neuroses, Sex, And Death. Is Love Necessary? -- Why Do I Hate You So Much? -- How Can I Make Money Of My Spouse? -- Compassion--is It Overrated? -- The Six Laws Of Spiritual Success -- The Fourteen Bylaws Of Spiritual Awakening -- Twenty-three Addendums And Sublaws Regarding Anything Spiritual And Successful -- The Johnny Appleseed Syndrome -- Eight Dumbass Ways We Fuck Ourselves Up -- Men Who Actually Marry Their Mothers -- Letting Go Of Everything You Fear--it's Scary! -- Learning To Crawl -- Emotional Ice Hockey -- Do You Even Deserve A Relationship? -- Maybe I'm So Psychologically Damaged That I Need Professional Help That A Book Won't Solve -- Role-playing, Or But I'm Not You And I Never Will Be--thank God! -- Allowing God Into Your Life -- Conferencing With God -- Negotiating With God For What You Want--and Getting It! -- But I Don't Wanna Be Happy--waa! Waa! -- Is A Partner Always Necessary? -- The Spear And The Shield -- Orgasm, Schmorgasm! -- [the Penis Or The Pickle] -- Monogamy--is It For You? -- Why Can't I Sleep Around And Still Love You? -- How To Fake An Orgasm To Show Your Love, Or The Art Of The Squeal -- Male Orgasm Faking -- Drawing Up A Sexual Constitution -- Intimacy Does Not Always Have To Go Along With Sex -- Getting Your Rocks Off Can Start An Avalanche -- Pros And (very Few) Cons Of A Third Party In The Bedroom -- Fantasy And Reality ... And Hookers -- How To Get Your Partner Off ... The Dime -- I Wish His Penis Were As Big As His Heart -- I Wish I Could Actually Think Of Her Even Once During Masturbation -- Why Do I Have To Picture Our Maid Watching Us To Achieve Orgasm? Janeane Garofalo And Ben Stiller As Told To Ben Stiller And Janeane Garofalo ; Preface By Ben Stiller ; Foreword By Janeane Garofalo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eCategories:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-Help\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\u003cli class=\"category-tree\"\u003eMotivational\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n","brand":"Ballantine Books","offers":[{"title":"Used - Good","offer_id":49014461923518,"sku":"0345412923-4","price":6.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/9689\/5166\/files\/51J9X2F7SCL._SL500.jpg?v=1789407850","url":"https:\/\/shop.sustainablebooks.com\/products\/0345412923","provider":"Sustainable Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}