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The story begins when Justin takes his dad out to lunch to announce that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \"You've been dating her for four years,\" his dad replies. \"It ain't like you found a parallel fucking universe.\" \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should take a day off and think back over everything he's learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that's just what Justin does—revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003ci\u003eI Suck at Girls\u003c\/i\u003e is full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom. But it's also full of new characters just as funny as his dad—from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals (\"You stand in one corner of the room, and she stands in the other. You each take off one piece of clothing at a time\") to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: \"That's what a man does. 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