{"product_id":"0060590300-you_suck_a_love_story","title":"You Suck: A Love Story","description":"\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing dead sucks. Make that being \u003ci\u003eun\u003c\/i\u003edead sucks. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLiterally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaking the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd that really sucks.\u003c\/p\u003e\nThe New York Times - Janet Maslin\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou Suck\u003c\/i\u003e is funny enough to reanimate Mr. Moore s fans, at least those who wondered about the last book s squirrel types. It s sure to appeal to anyone who shares the author s ideas of a fun-loving vampire s priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eCategories:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScience Fiction \u0026amp; Fantasy\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScience Fiction\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\u003cli class=\"category-tree\"\u003eCrime \u0026amp; Mystery\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n","brand":"William Morrow Paperbacks","offers":[{"title":"Used - Good","offer_id":47975414694078,"sku":"0060590300-4","price":16.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/9689\/5166\/files\/716E_Y3S2HL.jpg?v=1783345687","url":"https:\/\/shop.sustainablebooks.com\/products\/0060590300-you_suck_a_love_story","provider":"Sustainable Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}