{"product_id":"0060562250","title":"Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography","description":"\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Warning from the Publisher: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMany readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Who is Lemony? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books concerning a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, \"Aren't ponies adorable?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\nPublishers Weekly\n\u003cp\u003e\"A certain maniacal glee went into the creation of this archly humorous volume,\" said PW. \"The contents lead readers on a merry goose chase. The 13 (naturally) chapters burst with red herrings, non sequiturs, mysterious letters, diary entries-not to mention fading b\u0026amp;w photographs with captions such as `Total strangers' and `W?H?O?' \" Ages 10-up. (May) Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eCategories:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChildren's Books\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrowing Up \u0026amp; Facts of Life\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily Life\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\u003cli class=\"category-tree\"\u003eSiblings\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Used - Very Good","offer_id":45262689239230,"sku":"0060562250-3","price":3.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Used - Good","offer_id":45262689271998,"sku":"0060562250-4","price":3.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/9689\/5166\/files\/61Ypp8AHJnL.jpg?v=1754101816","url":"https:\/\/shop.sustainablebooks.com\/products\/0060562250","provider":"Sustainable Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}