The elves were running everywhereâthey were loud and brash and rude, and Tommy Top, the tallest elf, was running in the nude.
The elves were throwing toys and games, and to make things even worse, Billy Bop, the smallest elf, was teaching them to curse...
What does Santa do when things get out of hand in his North Pole castle? He brings in the World Wrestling Federation Superstars!
Mick Foley's Christmas Chaos is a hilarious modern classic with all the heartwarming magic of a cherished tradition. Riotously illustrated by Jerry "The King" Lawler, this new Christmas story is sure to delight children, wrestling fans, and readers of all ages. Make room on the shelf next to The Night Before Christmas and A Christmas Carol, because this Yuletide tale has attitude!
Mick Foleyânumber one New York Times bestselling author, Hardcore Legend, and Commissioner of the World Wrestling Federationâcrafts a delightful tale of mischief, mayhem, and the true meaning of Christmas. When the elves revolt against Santa and refuse to make any toys and the reindeer gang up on Rudolph as though they've joined DX, Santa Claus gives up hope that anyone these days has the true Christmas spirit. When the situation looks its bleakest, Mrs. Claus calls in the cavalryâKane, Jericho, Val Venis, Jerry Lawler, Kurt Angle, Edge, an the rest of the Federation Superstars!
How the wrestlers misbehaveâmaking things even worseâand how one unexpected and unassuming person saves Christmas for the whole world is an unforgettable and uplifting story that will add good cheer to your holiday season year after year.
Perfect for reading out loud near a crackl8ing fire or while tucked in at bedtime, Mick Foley's Christmas Chaos is sure to become a family tradition in your home.
Categories:
- Children's Books
- Holidays & Celebrations
- Christmas
- Holidays & Celebrations
Publisher : HarperCollins
Author : Foley, Mick,Lawler, Jerry
Language : English
Edition : Stated First Edition
Published :2000-10-24
Number Of Pages : 46
Binding : hardcover
ISBN-10 : 0060394145
ISBN-13 : 9780060394141
Item weight : 1.15 lb
Dimensions : 0.5 in x 8.5 in x 11 in
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