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As \u003ci\u003ecurse Of The Spellmans\u003c\/i\u003e Unfolds, It's Clear That Morty May Be On Retainer, But Izzy Is Still Very Much On The Case...er, Cases -- Her Own And That Of Every Other Spellman Family Member. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e (re)meet The Spellmans, A Family In Which Eavesdropping Is A Mandatory Skill, Locks Are Meant To Be Picked, Past Missteps Are Never Forgotten, And Blackmail Is The Preferred Form Of Negotiation -- All In The Name Of Unconditional Love.\u003c\/p\u003e\nthe New York Times - Marilyn Stasio\n\u003cp\u003eizzy Returns In \u003ci\u003ecurse Of The Spellmans\u003c\/i\u003e With Another Breathless Tale Of Comic Woe…it's Nice To Hear Such An Original Voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eCategories:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLiterature \u0026amp; Fiction\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumor \u0026amp; Satire\u003cul class=\"category-tree\"\u003e\u003cli class=\"category-tree\"\u003eHumorous\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Used - Very Good","offer_id":46671304196286,"sku":"1416532420-3","price":16.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/9689\/5166\/files\/61xsWGxD6CL.jpg?v=1776881557"},{"product_id":"0008475369-mother_hens_the_sunday_times_number_one_bestselling_fiction_debut","title":"Mother Hens: The Sunday Times Number One bestselling fiction debut","description":"\n\u003cp\u003eThe Sunday Times number one bestselling debut novel\u003cbr\u003eâAbsolutely outrageous. A total snigger-fest.â SINDHU VEE\u003cbr\u003e'Unputdownable. Thoroughly enjoyable and twisted.' KATERINA DIAMOND\u003cbr\u003eWelcome to a hen do where revenge is served colder than a frozen margaritaâ¦\u003cbr\u003eCara Carmichaelâs bestie is finally getting hitched, and sheâs over the moon because it means one thingâ¦ Whoah, theyâre going to Ibiza! Mums on Tour: ditching kids, partners and better judgement for a long-weekend of sun, sea, and sexâ¦y support pants. What could possibly go âPete Tongâ?\u003cbr\u003eLazy days, crazy nights and child-free hangovers sound like hedonistic heaven â but it turns out you can get into a hell of a lot of trouble on the party island where rules are meant to be broken.\u003cbr\u003eFor Cara, itâs a chance to forget about her messy divorce and explosive feud with a stardom-seeking sister and Pina-Colada pickled mother. Swapping emotional baggage for 10kg of hand luggage, she soon realises even on holiday, the darkness of your past has an alarming way of catching up with you.\u003cbr\u003eWhen a twist of fate causes feathers to fly â a dangerous opportunity for retribution arises. Faced with secrets, lies, and betrayal â does it pay to be a good egg, or do bad chicks reign supreme?\u003cbr\u003eFour friends, three nights, two murders â one heck of an adventure. A rollocking rollercoaster ride from Ibiza to Vegas, via Cheshire, Mother Hens will make you laugh, wince, and wonder what any of us are really capable of when push comes to shoveâ¦\u003cbr\u003eShortlisted for the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction 2023.\u003cbr\u003eAn instant Sunday Times number one bestseller\u003cbr\u003eREADERS ARE LOVING MOTHER HENS:\u003cbr\u003e'Can't stop laughing. 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